flaming gamble

(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.

The flaming gamble is the most dangerous homosexual act known to man.

by pablo suave April 14, 2006

harry gamble

When you have sex with a European stranger.

Visiting Paris this weekend will be quite the Harry Gamble!

by Cherrio12345 October 6, 2013

Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

Gamblewaffler

When someone sticks a waffle in their butt and goes to play the slot machines at a Casino.

"Sir, you will have to remove that waffle from your butt immediately, there is no Gamblewafflers allowed here."

by K-Knob November 17, 2009

rawdog gamble

Consciously not wearing a condom or employing other forms of birth control after assessing a woman's socioeconomic status or otherwise extremely hot natural assets.

yeah, she probably isn't the brightest but her fam is loaded.. she's worth a rawdog gamble.

by lovabledouche May 27, 2014

Gameless Wonder

1. One who only has the ability to get laid once a millenia.

2. Someone who can only hit on chicks that are either married, engaged, lesbian, or have a boyfriend.

Ryan is the gameless wonder, the last time he got any was with his Ex 3 years ago.

by Wingman 1369 January 6, 2007

pf gamble

An individual is located in a situation (either public or private), where he/she decides to fart and unexpectedly, poop is released.

Truck: dude we have to leave
Okie: What?! Why? This party rocks
Truck: I just lost the pf gamble, i gotta change my underwear.

by OklahomaNigga February 1, 2010