Mount Goggles 

Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.

Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.

Mount Goggles by sixonemountaineerzero November 17, 2010

apocalypse goggles 

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".

I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?

apocalypse goggles by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011

unicorn goggles 

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn

Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!

unicorn goggles by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

RPI goggles 

condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.

the combination of RPI and beer goggles is a good way to fuck the fat chick.

RPI goggles by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005

Brandeis Goggles 

The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.

Brandeis Goggles by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011

law school goggles 

similar to beer goggles, law school students develop these when they find themselves attracted to people that they would never have been attracted to in the real world. this usually happens very early into their first semester of law school.

a hot girl that finds herself attracted to a guy that would be ranked a 4 because he is the hottest in her class. she has acquired law school goggles.

law school goggles by aly rocks February 27, 2008

The goggles! They do nothing! 

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

The goggles! They do nothing! by TG February 2, 2005