Alaskan short fuse

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

slow fuse

When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.

I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.

by Comar02 February 8, 2017

quick fuse

A person who reacts too quickly; doesn't think before reacting

He is such a quick fuse. He never thinks before he speaks.

by TeecherDee October 17, 2017

Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!

by DingleberryRock March 16, 2022

Light the Fuse

The act of biting on your partners nipple, in a public location i.e. Under a bridge

"honestly mate, girls love it when you light the fuse!"

by DynamiteLee August 16, 2021

Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004

blew a fuse

To poop so hard you pop a hemorrhoid.

Person 1: Why are still in the bathroom?
Person 2: I blew a fuse!

by Davepoleon September 21, 2016