grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022

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Jake Forburger

Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.

Veronica: Whose that tall glass of milk?

bystander: Team captain Jake Forburger of course

by tomdemp October 2, 2025

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Furburgation

The act of constricting one's air supply during masturbation for a heightened orgasm. Achieved either by hanging onself from a safe height, tying a belt or rope tightly around the neck, or using your idle hand to tightly grip your throat. Furburgating can be dangerous as it has resulted in numerous embarrasing, and unintentional deaths. It is best to use a spotter.

Person A "Dude, I love furburgation!"

Person B "That is dangerous, you should always use a spotter!"

Person A "Thats ridiculous, you will use any excuse for the chance to watch me masturbate."

by Camel Foot 69 July 19, 2009

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