Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

funeral line

A line of cars that would appear as in a police escort to a funeral.

Dude do you see that long ass line of cars, its like a freakin funeral line.

by Mr. Get It Done July 27, 2009

funeral ADD

The uncontrollable urge to laugh out loud, do or say something inappriate or get up and run away during a funeral service.

Girl, we were at Merl's funeral and Sue's funeral ADD kicked in...she started laughing when the pastor mispronounced a word, then started humming "Don't Fear the Reaper"!

by shepherdgal July 8, 2012

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

Funeral Song of Ire

A song used in event of anger towards someone or something. This could be anything from a wish of death to just verbally insulting someone. This form of song however typically leads to the former of the two choices. This is derived from the definition of ire and combined with sad and hurtful pieces of music.

You hear that music? It will be the last thing you hear after what you have done, a funeral song of ire so to speak.

by SRTOMO July 26, 2020

Funeral play

When you and a buddy would go to someone you hate grandmas funeral and have sexual intercourse on top of the open casket

"Lets go have Funeral play, im into that"

by sexymilf895 March 30, 2022

FUNERAL GREY

the greatest song by WATERPARKS.

she wore a sweater in summer weather, (yeahh), she wore a sweater it was funeral grey

by sophasf May 15, 2022