FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Cut the Fungus

Queefing with a yeast infection

"Bro my girlfriend totally cut the fungus last night, dumped!"

by fungusmaster August 31, 2011

Fungus

Reaps all of the negative connotations that have been used with the word, "gay."

adjective, -al or without "-al," adverb, -ally

A: Ben, what do you think of my new sweater?

Ben: It's pretty fungus.

by Bajabear January 22, 2011

butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

funusual

Something that is both fun, and unusual

Marty: "Woah! Look at that inflatable cow-chair! Thats funusual!"
Ted: "Go eat a dick, Marty."

by xMoot!x October 19, 2008

funcused

when you don't quite understand something, but it doesn't really matter because you are having a blast anyway.

Dude i'm so funcused right now.

What?

Ah fuck it, lets goooooooo!

by jhardman May 10, 2011

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012