Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008

frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003

fumpnoid

When a person farts in the hot tub or bath tub and smells his own farts

Pam smelled billy bobs fumpnoid in the hot tub last night

by 26e4my car August 20, 2007

Mr.Fumpledump

Big Gay

How Mr.fumpledump of you.

by El_Pablo27 October 27, 2018

Fump

The act of inserting a funnel into the anal opening of your partner and vomiting into it.

I was eating out my girlfriend's butt hole and she farted in my face so I gave her a fump.

by the fumper December 4, 2010

fumph

Im not listenin or giving you any recognition.

Man A: Hello there chap ,how are you?

Man B:Fumph.

by Bumbaclut boi January 17, 2004

fump it

Fucking HUMP IT

Man u just need to fump it!

by kaite brown June 28, 2004