cum fumble

The phenomenon that occurs when - right at the moment of climax - your grandma calls. Essentially, any action that ruins an imminent orgasm.

Can also be called the cumble fumble or simply cumble.

Guy - "Oh baby, I'm gonna cum."
Girl - "Fill my sweet poonani with you jizzum, please!"
Guy - "Urm.. I think you just cum fumbled me."

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

The fumble

A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.

"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Thumb fumble

The act of accidentally "dropping" or attaching an unwanted picture to a text message

"Just saw that second photo, was she ogling over the ridiculous amount of beers?"

No, thumb fumble on adding that.

by spenger April 14, 2011

thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Bumble Fumble

When you have a person contact you on bumble to meet up and don’t follow up and the person blocks you.

KG messed around and didn’t call the girl from bumble and she got mad he totally bumble fumbled.

by Wesmar420 January 21, 2021

D-fumble

A mistake made that effects a live stream.

The music was too loud during that stream. Someone made a D-fumble.
Every stream something goes wrong. My co-host always makes D-fumbles.

by Daddy9/11 May 30, 2021