MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA' by SWILBER June 25, 2008

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sham on motha fucka

can be used in any situation good or bad to highlight the importance!
(only to be used on holiday)

he said 'yes' and i said 'sham on motha fucka'

sham on motha fucka by deb.b July 23, 2003

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Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. said first by a random black guy at middle creek high school. thought to be cool by kellie and brittany.

"Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka. Wait for me!"

Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka by Brittany April 16, 2005

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