frump

A woman who is generally not concerned with her appearance and doesn't make any attempt to look womanly or sexy. Frumps are very common in the Seattle area. They need not be overweight but commonly are somewhat "doughy" and are characterized by lack of makeup (except for ugly art-school or Goth-style makeup), poorly-fitted, unstylish clothing, general lack of muscle tone or a tan. They sometimes wear very bright red lipstick or substitute teacher cat-eye glass to make themselves even less appealing to men although they are not dykes. They'll often complain loudly that they can't find a man yet make no attempt to present themselves in a manner that might attract a man (showing skin or cleavage for instance). They might even be somewhat attractive (do-able)if they made an attempt at dressing better and wearing makeup and/or a better hairstyle.

Wynonna Ryder is an example of a well-known frump (don't you hate the way she hides those awesome gland bags of hers beneath baggy shirts?)

I saw a group of frumps out for a walk wearing parkas and "Seattle Sombreros" (an ugly Gore-Tex rain hat) walking at Pike Street Market on a rare sunny day in Seattle.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

frumpy

no style,bad attitude,sloppy,grungy,dont care about their appearance

Look at brunos frumpy ass dressed in those jakety clothes.

by pablo ramirez January 28, 2009

frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumping

It is when the penis is semi erect and is still able to flap around you slap your sexual partner with it while releasing cemin.

Frump me daddy harder. over time oh yeaaa. Frumping frump you are pretty much slap boxing with a penis

by logtubatoaster1997 February 6, 2017

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006

Frumpy

A vampire-penguin who lives in antartica. He is a hybrid of his penguin mother, and his vampire bat father. When he was born, he was always different. His clan rejected him for being different, So they shunned him away to a castle on the highest cliff in antartica. Years went by and Frumpy became cold and homicidal. Then news spread of the death of his family. Frumpy went on a violent rage and murdered the rest of his tribe. He now lurks in the snow-searching for revenge.

Little boy-"Papa can we go outside, to play in the snow?"

Old Man-"No, stay indoors. Frumpy might catch you and slit your throat."

by JOHdarko7 March 24, 2009

Frumpy Hoe

Someone who is lacking in appearance and attitude. It can be used to describe a unsightly women, douche bag man or a dead stripper left in a alley. A frumpy hoe is used to define someone with a lack of balls in the moment or a chick that wont put out. It is a all purpose insult that has made at least 2 people crap their pants.

Tim was a frumpy hoe, when presented with the options of "nut up or shut up," Tim shit his pants.

by Guglielmp October 5, 2009