Frogs head

A wedgie for men on their crotch.

Kevin wore tight pants and had a frogs head showing all day.

by Roxy2343 January 11, 2019

Frogshit

Like bullshit, but a special case. It's bureaucratic bullshit, something the powers that be act like is really important and critical, but in fact is just the usual load of stupid tedious pointless red tape time-wasting garbage that makes up all government everywhere. Achieves nothing except a job for the frogshitters they pay to process it. Have you ever seen a small frog take a shit? It's difficult and slow for them. While they're trying to push it out they can't do anything else, leaving them totally vulnerable to all kinds of predators. It takes a huge portion of their total energy and very substance, and looks painful. And at the end of all that effort, all they have to show for it is a large, dirty, steaming pile of worthless shit. So it's exactly like filling out any government paperwork. A huge amount of effort, painful and tedious to get it out, it uses up a huge portion of your energy and substance, and for all that effort all you get from it is a giant stinking turd that's ugly and unpleasant to even think about or look at. Frogshit through and through.

OMG all this paperwork and wasting time they make you do, just to complete some small task, it's making life tedious, painful and difficult for no good reason... wow it's just like making frogshit!

by BernieW November 18, 2019

frogiese

extremely awesome but complicated person. who also likes to eat cooked carrots for some reason.

DID YOU SEE FROGIESE YESTERDAY

by pee pee land November 22, 2020

frogit0e

frogit0e is a good mutual and i love her /p

"frogit0e that one amazing mutual"

by DeezNuts028 August 29, 2021

Frogsheet

The flattened corpse(s) of a frog or army of frogs after an unfortunate steamroller incident.

“Woah! Dude, am I, like, just really high? Or is that frogsheet about the most beautiful image you’ve ever seen flattened across a newly paved road?"

by Dr. Bighead March 27, 2022

Froggish

adjective.
1. When somebody displays characteristics resembling a frog
2. When something is vaguely annoying

3. When you're feeling like you could get up to mischief

1. Dwayne Johnson is a little froggish
2. This situation is froggish as hell
3. I'm feeling a little bit froggish

by Floorduck September 24, 2023

catching frogs

A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods

We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.

by TacoJeff May 12, 2020