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Central Freight Lines 

Central Freight Lines Inc. (CFL) was an American regional less-than-truckload company headquartered in Waco, Texas and serving the Southeastern and Southwestern United States. For much of its history it was the largest and longest tenured freight carrier in Texas, and in 2021 ranked 21st on Transport Topics top LTL carriers in the US as of 2021 with estimated revenues of US$256 million. On December 11, 2021 CFL announced it would be ceasing operations with final freight pickups on December 13 followed by a full wind-down of the company
Central Freight Lines has taken a 6% GRI effective January 12, 2019
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Central Freight Lines 

an American regional less-than-truckload (LTL) company headquartered in Waco, Texas and serving the Southeastern and Southwestern United States.For much of its history it was the largest and longest tenured freight carrier in Texas and in 2021 ranked 21st on Transport Topics top LTL carriers in the US as of 2021 with estimated revenues of US$256 million. On December 11, 2021 CFL announced it would be ceasing operations with final freight pickups on December 13 followed by a full wind-down of the company
When the Texas Legislature passed the Motor Carrier Law of 1929 prohibiting common carriers from transporting other classes of goods Central was forced to split its household-goods business as Central Forwarding Inc. from its general freight services, renamed Central Freight Lines

The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train
Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"

Ashland Freight Train

You and your buddy double team a chick together & another buddy busts a nut on all three of you.
We gave a local sqaw the Ashland Freight Train last night and I had to clean up with a hot towel.
Ashland Freight Train by us326387 February 24, 2026

freigheristic 

loud, comparable to a freight train; displaying the qualities of a freight train
That's one freigheristic car- I heard it from a mile away!
The boat was used for freigheristic purposes, rather than transporting passengers.
freigheristic by reiney weather January 7, 2021

fReichtard 

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.
fReichtard by Hann1bal October 18, 2010

Flu Fright 

1. The irrational fear of a new influenza virus, stoked by hysterical news reporting and inaccurate information. 2. A way to increase ad sales and viewership on 24-hour news channels.
Susan is suffering from a bad case of Flu Fright. She's cancelled all of her committee meetings and refuses to come to work.
Flu Fright by Peter Kobs April 30, 2009