Fraudaldo

Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.

He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.

Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.

Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.

Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound

Me: Fraudaldo

by Real Pessi stan March 19, 2023

food fraud

well, it's obvious...fraud amongst the food chain. the industrial food chain and the items posing as "food" that are seriously killing people and leading to disastrous epidemics like childhood diabetes and OBESITY. this is superbly perplexing and intriguing as not many people actually consume "food" and if they do, it is rare. the real trouble with food fraud is how most people have no idea what the eff they are actually eating and the environmental/ecological footprint it creates.

person 1: "Hey man, let's go grab some McDonalds!!"
person 2: "Oh hell no, they are committing major food fraud over there! 45 of their 60 menu items are made from corn!!"
person 1: "Oh come on, you must be joking, it is delicious there and we can eat a bunch of shit for under $10!"
person 2: "We can eat a bunch of shit is right!!!"

by teddytbird November 16, 2011

Mo Fraud

Someone who uses Movember as an excuse to grow a dirty mo but doesn't register to raise money.

I am publically outing you a as mo fraud.

by mbjenn November 20, 2011

urban dictionary vote fraud

An act of preventing people from voting on new definitions on Urban Dictionary. This act that is going on since December 18, 2020 when some buffoon thought it would be fun to define vote.php .

Person 1: Bro, did you hear about the Urban Dictionary Vote Fraud that is going on?

Person 2: Yah I heard about it. No one is able to cast their votes on new definitions.

by MST3K I like December 26, 2020

voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.

George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006

Fraudster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Born into a wealthy crime family, the Fraudster in Chief had mastered all the standard cons before he was twenty-two.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Fraudulent Fuck

Fraudulent Fuck: Deceitful actions by an underage girl who use a fake ID to convince an over 18 adult male and/or female that they can legally have sexual relations.

"Hey man, why so serious?"
"Well last night I hooked up with a sexy girl who convinced me that she was legal."
"And..."
"Long story short, she was a fraudulent fuck."

by thegurtmeister2 October 13, 2010