when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.
Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
by Ductape419 December 2, 2007
Get the then i found 5 dollars mug.Alot of girls these days seem to lack the funds to buy lipstick, and therefore use Concealor/Foundation to colour thier lips, this is often seen in girls who use alot of foundation on thier face aswell, and so making them look like a tangerine with anemia that only affects thier lips.
Hannah; Oooh, look at this new lipstick...£1.50, Fuck That, i'll use my foundation instead!
Sarah; Foundation Lips look sick as!
Hannah; Yeah manz, i know, PENGGGGG!
Sarah; Foundation Lips look sick as!
Hannah; Yeah manz, i know, PENGGGGG!
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