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foster kid

He is a foster kid!
by Grig Emil May 2, 2014
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foster farms chicken wings

foster farms chicken wings are spicy microwaveable chicken wings. they taste really good, but they burn your ass like crazy coming back out. i had to stop eating them.
"i got some foster farms chicken wings."
"oh those are good"
"yeah but my ass feels like it's on fucking fire man!"
by Sir Shoelace May 30, 2006
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Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

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Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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Foster's

Short for Foster's Home for Imaginary friends. When kids get too old they don't need imaginary friends anymore so they stay at Foster's until they get adopted by another child (presumably with no imagination of their own).
Foster herself is a little old lady who still has her imaginary bunny friend.
Mr. Unicorn, we regret to inform you little Stacy is dead, so you'll be staying at Foster's from now on.
by unicorny July 30, 2006
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Foster, RI

the most hick town in RI. known for rednecks and hicks. Also is commonly compared to the movie "the hills have eyes" due to fucking creeps that wonder the streets. known for "no school Foster Glocester" is a famous quote. Foster has more keggers than you'd ever imagine and 12 year old kids here could probably drink more beer than the average mother fuckers. Foster party's dirty south style and proud of it. We party in the woods with our red solo cups. Common music played here is country & rap. Country songs usually are about alcohol, typically beer and the rap pertains to banging sluts. We are also home of the ponaganset pothead. only about 1% of the people do not smoke weed in our town. The average family has 1-2 marijuana plants growing in our yard. You can find us on our big green tractors mother fuckers. Chevy & Ford is 99% of the car driving population!
guy1 i went to this banging party last night, i got so fucked up

guy2 where was it bro?

guy1 in Foster, RI i never seen so much pot and beer in my life man it was siick

guy2 dude road trip to Foster mad soon yoo
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011
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Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.
Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!
by st_gulik October 14, 2011
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foster parents

The only pedophiles the government helps find kids to hook up with.
Most parents don't let their kids go out in sexy clothing. Foster parents won't let them stay inside with any.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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