Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 10, 2022
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This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 09, 2022
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Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.
My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.
by SkibonerEdgeLord January 24, 2025
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Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.
My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.
by February 20, 2025
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So Footy

Something so elite, pure, or peak that it can only be compared to God's greatest creation — rugby.
Used to describe anything that goes above and beyond the ordinary. Doesn't have to be sport-related, just that good.
"My mate's bringing a case of beer"
"That’s so footy."

"Bro this steak is fucking hectic"
"Yeah its so footy"

"Oi Rate the sunset"
"Yeah its so footy"

"I scored a try on the weekend"
"So footy"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
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Good Footy

Jsig: "Cheers, Dazza"
Goat Big: "Fuarrr thats good footy"/
by thegoatbig February 22, 2024
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Angry Sticky Footy

When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!
ABC for an Angry Sticky Footy
by plurgfish January 02, 2025
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