Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

Footy

To possess or obtain a fupa that resembles the silhouette of a booty

“Dasia yo ahh got a front booty”. Infact nah you got a footy fat footy ahh

by Fupanisms April 10, 2023

footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 13, 2023

Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.

My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 23, 2025

Footy Comms

Borrowed from on-field rugby talk, Footy Comms describes moments when the boys are dialled in, whether you're calling plays, hyping each other up, or all just on the same wavelength. Used in footy, on nights out, or any situation where group synergy is a g-up.

1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.

3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys

1. When planning a boys trip: someone mentions Bali as a potential destination, everyone simultaneously replies "Footy Comms" in agreeance

2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw

Sad sticky footy mug at TikTok shop

by The Creature. December 30, 2024