footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

fooker

A polite way amongst friends to call each other a fucker.

sup fooker

by ^iX^HyPeR June 16, 2003

Former

A shortened form of 'Former boy/girlfriend.' Another way to say 'ex.'

Joe-Dude, who's that guy who keeps callin Lisa?
Tom-Oh, that's her former, he's kind of a stalker.

by Gavik December 14, 2008

floomer

A person who believe Covid-19 is no worse than seasonal flu.

“It’s just a flu, bro.”
“Stop being such a floomer.”

by amonfire May 3, 2020

former hook

a girl (or guy) that someone has hooked up with in the past

yo check out that bitch!
she's a former hook.

by jeff samardjiza December 26, 2010

Foamerboat

v. When somebody "motorboats" fake foam breasts. This typically occurs with a deceptively attractive cross dressing man.

Jim: I just motorboated that chick!

John: No sir. That was actually a cross dressing dude. You just foamerboated him.

Jim: Well, at least he/she had a nice rack.

by Rondeeka J October 23, 2011

Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018