fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010

FMITAR

short for Fuck Me In The Ass Running

when something is going totally the opposite way of how you play it out in your mind

man i was racing and i crashed FMITAR

by jq mack daddy August 30, 2009

Fmilf

Facebook Mom I'd like to fuck. When a Parent or Guardian figure (most commonly Female) subscribes to face book. A trend that is know doubt increasing, can be found most commonly in the areas surrounding Orange County California.

"Hey man your mom just friended me on facebook yesterday." She's a Fmilf for sure"

by Dana A Cecere February 4, 2009

fmib

"fuck me in the backseat"

From the song: Fer Sure by the Medic Droid
Most excellent.
"kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat!" *fmib*

by CaroCatastrophe January 14, 2009

FMIR

Fuck Me Im Rich

hey ladies, FMIR!

by zeusmilan March 30, 2010

fmiwkbtha

fuck,me,in,weird,kinky,barley,thrusting,hysterical,ways

I so fmiwkbtha her last night

by nckfrmn231 March 9, 2011