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Scat Floss

Individuals who eat a great deal of fiber usually have remnants of this indigestible material present in their stool: lettuce, celery strands, etc. Scat floss is a new oral hygene technique wherein one individual shits in another individual's mouth. The shitee chews on the warm, viscous shit and in the process has their teeth flossed by the fibrous strands contained within the massive, oozing load.
Caleb examined his mouth in the mirror, frustration oozing from every pore. "Great veal florentine, Delmonico," Caleb lisped to his effeminate lover, "but now I have these silly portabello mushrooms stuck between my teeth!"
Delmonico did not say a word. He merely stood up, brushed off his Prada jeans, and pranced quickly to Caleb's side. Delmonico placed a manicured hand on Caleb's girlish shoulder and pushed him into a kneeling position with the calm agression that a lioness uses to bathe her newborn cubs.
With wide, moist eyes like a majestic deer, Caleb opened his mouth wide, ready to accept Delmonico's spicy meat pole.
"Not this time, princess," said Delmonico with a Richard Simmons squeal.
"It's time for you to clean out your filthy little mouth!"
Delmonico quickly pulled down his jeans and Bill Blass silk bikini underwear. He placed his gaping, blown-out anus over Caleb's mouth and squeezed out a 9-inch long log that contained the remnants of yesterday's Nicoise salad.
As Caleb chewed and chomped with the delight of a squirell with a sunflower seed, Delmonico let Mr. Foofer, the couples' prized Shi Tzu, lick his dripping asshole clean.
by Slick Dick Lick November 5, 2004
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Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009
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ballin flossin

1)Ballin Flossin (n) Title or appellation given to ESPN basketball analyst Greg Anthony in the 2006-2007 NBA season by Sportcenter host Stuart Scott

2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately

Related subject matter: Ballaflossaholicism. Although Greg Anthony uses his title in moderation. The very existence of concept ballin flossin begs the question can their be such phenomenon as ballaflossaholic as there have been known cases of people being ballaholic s and flossaholic s

Note: After consulting legal counsel I am told that this is not a violation of doctor client privilege, as I may or may not be Stuart Scott’s Ophthalmologist
1)example: Stuart: “Now over to Ballin’ Flossin’ Greg (Anthony)”

2)example: Man that driver of that big bodied whip is ballin flossin
by What exactly is a panty raider October 19, 2007
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flossin

Rolling in a fine ride with the general
intent to enjoy ostenstation, prestige.
Once my Brabus dubs show up, I'll be
flossin' with the S class like it ain't
no thang.
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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pubic floss

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.
After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.
by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003
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Floss

A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
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flossum

"Oh shit bro, I was out flying my kite and there was a flossum!"
by flossmam22 September 18, 2020
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