float in water

To "float in water" is to do the bare minimum.

"That player didn't deserve the win; they could barely float in water."

by Cael_ March 22, 2021

float like a bee, sting like a butterfly

what you thought was the famous quote but since you are an idiot you got the things mixed up

A friend told me to float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.

by ur mothers sons daughter grand November 6, 2022

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water

john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Float the keg

Verb.

To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.

a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.

b. I heard that, brother.

or

Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.

by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013

Float on him

To run, drive, or ride on a bicycle away from someone, usually an authority figure, as fast as possible. Escape.

Yo that cop was gettin' up in my grill so I had to float on him.

So that explains the handcuffs.

Yeah.

by Gambit3le December 3, 2009

float trip

A term used by the plantation owners of Missouri to describe the event of floating down river in floaties while drinking alcohol. The common resident of St. Louis believes that everyone else knows what this terms means. This leads to a frustrating conversion in which the person who is not from Missouri calls the plantation owner a drunken confederate bigot.

Jason, in a real city like Chicago we don't go on float trips.

by Bob Champlin October 7, 2010

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills

man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009