fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

Fridgeanda

A cool and refreshing refridgerator stuffed inside a soft and cuddly panda bear. (Not a real Panda of course!!)

I like to store my chocolate milk and bologna in my fridgeanda.

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

Fridge Cake

A person who is cold and mediocre and probably has a stale and subpar personality

My Prof sent me another rude email. What a fucking fridge cake!!

Someone refrigerated my birthday cake!! WHATTA FRIDGE CAKE. FUCKIN RUDE

by FridgeCake69 April 16, 2017

fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

fridge dump

The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.

Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.

by Zachzilla August 18, 2020

fidgetist

An offensive word for people with ADHD. Someone who frequently fidgets.

Man, Bennet's been spinning that fidget spinner a lot. He's such a fidgetist!

by vacuumsuperfan March 24, 2022

community fridge

A refrigerator used by 3 or more people, commonly found in apartments and office buildings. It is a dangerous place to leave food without some serious indication as to whose it is.

"I was hesitant to leave my leftover T-bell in the community fridge, but I had no choice."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. Wanna go raid the community fridge?"

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010