flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

Flesh Headphones

When a girl puts her boobs all around your face so that you can't hear anything but the ocean.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna party?
Person 2: Whaaat?
P1: You wanna party?!
P2: WHAAAT?
P1: Dude, what's wrong with you?
P2: My girl put some flesh headphones on me. My ears are still recovering.

by Samuel L Jackson 3rd November 21, 2013

Sudanese fleshlight

The act of taking a dump In a condom then using as a masterbation sleeve.

Damn it stinks like a Sudanese fleshlight in here.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.

by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010

Flesh Zeppelins

Yet another term for female breasts. Most often used to describe larger breasts but can also be used to describe small pointy breasts.

WOW! Look at the Flesh Zeppelins on her!

by thing3 May 11, 2010

Flesh Burger

During sex, when you bite both butt cheeks sideways and a little bit of poop is coming out, so it looks like a hamburger between two buns.

Dude, Sally made flesh burgers last night for all the bros at the fraternity. She's a really good cook. ;D

by Doctor Tee-Hee March 9, 2011

flesh-bait

An advertising scheme composed of sexual imagery designed to increase customer traffic or click-through rate. It is a simple advertising gimmick based on the adage, "sex sells."

For example, billboards, banner ads, YouTube thumbnails, and etc., using nude or sparsely clothed models to misrepresent the product or content beyond the imagery.

Usage 1:
This YouTube channel flesh-baits users into viewing videos.

Usage 2:
All that advertisement is doing is flesh-baiting customers.

by JamesSalem February 9, 2013