Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

Flamming Amazon

When your railing a girl missionary style right before you cum you pull out and light her pubes on fire and extingush with your man sauce

Damn, i just gave that girl a Flamming Amazon!

by Parker Hutchison September 18, 2008

flamming homo

A gay guy thats WAY gayer than other gay people thus saying ( flamming ) homo.

Your a flamming homo you noob.

by Linaker August 23, 2007

fleming

Like 'rimming' and 'felching', 'fleming' is a gay term - used to describe the gay act of having another man's cock on your shoulder.

"Hey, stop reading over my shoulder!
But while you're there, you may as well
give me a little fleming."

by Wordsaurus April 8, 2009

Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.

"That's the joke, Fleming."

by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008

Fleminian Strategy

A wartime application of the basic principle of "hit and run" using a superior navy to almost guarantee the survival of the "runner." It is an almost pirate-like tactic of quick, successive coastline assaults where the attacker never stays on land for a longer duration of time than what is necessary. An amphibious assault is made and the attacker retreats back into the sea before the enemy has a chance to make a decisive land assault on them, a situation the attacker is trying to avoid.

In 1577, Sir Francis Drake of England was sent on an expedition against Spain on the Pacific coastline of the Americas. The rapid, successive attacks made by Sir Drake on that coastline can be seen as an application of Fleminian Strategy.

by AFScipio February 20, 2013

flamming anal

Where you are going so hard either the anal cavity gets red hot or the penis catches fire.

If it isn't flamming, you ain't trying hard enough. Go faster!!!! I want flamming anal

by bigdaddy001 November 13, 2013