Skip to main content

flamer tamer

A masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. A determined ninja warrior would summon a massive boner, while dousing it in gasoline. The ninja then sets his erection on fire and masturbates until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. Hense the name "Flamer Tamer". (Warning: Do not attempt without parental supervision)
Ex-Ninja Scott: "I've heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time."

Ex-Ninja Delta Cobra Military Squadron Matt: "Oh I didn't know that."
by Ninja Scott E. April 16, 2006
mugGet the flamer tamer mug.

flamer

"hold my butt cheeks while i pee dude
no elly, your such a flamer
by uranoob4eva October 5, 2010
mugGet the flamer mug.
Related Words
flazer flamer flaker Frazer fazer Flaherty flabergasted flayer flaze flaber

fagalicious flamer

A combination of the words fag meaning a word used by ignorant homophobic teenage males to describe anybody/thing but themselves. This is almost always in a subconscious attempt to prove that they are not gay; everybody around them is, and flamer meaning extremely flamboyant homosexual. Very bright clothing, loud speach, upbeat attitude, often noisy or annoying, intrusive. Very very gay...
The guy that every gay man wants to be gay...and acts gay...but is in denial or is not gay to begin with. "The hot guy from the gay strip club who only goes to get free drinks and is not even gay, known as a fagalicious flamer."
by evileye5689 November 3, 2008
mugGet the fagalicious flamer mug.

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.
I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.
by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008
mugGet the flabergasted mug.

fazerblazed

A conjunction-conjecture of the words "phase" and "blaze". It most often adresses the condition of being absent minded due to mental fatigue. In most cases the cause of fatigue is substance use and/or abuse.
Wooooah man, I was fazerblazed all day yestetrday; forgot my keys at home, left the restaurant without paying and stepped on some shit too. That party was heavy on me!
by Elijah Simmons July 18, 2013
mugGet the fazerblazed mug.

Flamer

Someone whos very openly gay

someone who doesnt have ginger hair, but has red hair
Woah, that kid Aidan is a huge flamer look at the color of his hair!

Woah, that kid Aidan is such a flamer look at his bedazzled purse!
by flamerrrrbrooooo December 29, 2010
mugGet the Flamer mug.

flaze

blaze, get stoned, the act of smoking marijuana

flazed: to be high/under the influence of marijuana, the state one is in after flazing
Yo, you feelin a flaze?
Ya, I'm down to go flaze

Man, I'm sooo flazed right now
by Team Flazer November 27, 2010
mugGet the flaze mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email