Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
by mDiB April 07, 2010
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fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
by bLiTcH January 20, 2008
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Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.
I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.
by shredder ace February 28, 2014
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Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.
Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.
by Lunchboxpanda June 19, 2010
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flapjack tits

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.
by Doyle November 15, 2003
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Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it
by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019
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chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage
by chocojacks44 September 20, 2008
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