Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

Flaccid Casket by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

flaccid stroke 

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

flaccid stroke by devStik January 29, 2024

flaccid rodent 

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

flaccid rodent by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Flaccid Jack 

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

Flaccid Jack by DUNC3 March 1, 2025

Flaccid Lettuce 

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

Flaccid Lettuce by Rucks May 12, 2025

Flaccid Rock

/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective

Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.

I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)

Flaccid Rock by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

Flaccid Pattycake by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026