flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble

Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Flabbergasted

Is a word used to describe if you are speechless or at a loss of words to use.

For example: Im Flabbergasted...

by TheMoreYouKnow911 May 24, 2022

flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt

my dog just flabbergasted

by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019