Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.

person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Fitz

Fitz is a man who knows no bounds. A man who pays no attention to boundaries and obstacles, he will steal your food but will always pretend he doesn’t. He is a knowledgable and caring fella who will indulge himself sexually regularly with whoever snapchats him (basically everyone). He spends hours shaving his balls and ends up pulling his back out. He is a loyal and kind friend however watch yourself because he is cuttingly honest, a respectable and yet scary attribute. One thing that must be added is how long this man will take to leave a house. However this man is funny and a good person to smoke a lot of weed with.

Where’s fitz? Oh he’s not here.

by Hdhssisnsnsnzj November 11, 2021

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008

Fitz syndrome

A syndrome in which you switch games a ridiciously low amount of time

Yo that jobi guy has the fitz syndrome, he's constantly switching games to play.

by BillFromLidl July 9, 2025

fitz

the best deepwoken player EVER knows how to play the game seriously with the BIGGEST 8 INCHER every it curves right and left at the same time ( FULL GLAZE )

wow dude that fitz guy is crazy!! What fitz guy

*gets reapered and 5-0 greened by fitz*

by fuitz December 4, 2023