fite

incorrect spelling of fight, to indicate either comedy or no will to fight.

"Im fite you"

by jim! November 12, 2003

blue yankee fitted

Just like it sounds, a traditional navy blue New York Yankees hat thats fitted, i.e. not adjustable.

I rocka blue yankee fitted; 7 1/4

by D $ February 14, 2005

Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it

by JasonDick November 27, 2011

fitter

The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!

british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!!
british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt

by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007

fitness nazi

An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.

"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."

by thepibbs March 7, 2014

sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.

neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.

by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011

spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

by Semenary Road September 25, 2010