the first and the third

The term "the first and the third" refers to the two days of the month on which individuals receiving government financial assistance get their funds. On these days, some low-income and government housing projects prohibit their residents from receiving visitors so that the funds are not mismanaged. Generally, the term refers to the distribution of federal aid money (and not the other negative connotation).

Examples in pop-culture:
"And make 'em feel good like the first and the third." (Jeezy, from the song "My Hood," off the album "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101")
"Getting like like the first and the third." (Curren$y, from the song, "Coolie in the Cut," off the album "New Jet City")

Example of daily usage:
me: "Hi Caleb, I'm in the Tenderloin. Can I come visit?"
boyfriend: "No, it's the third. My building won't allow visitors today. People's checks just came in."

by donnauwanna October 5, 2016

remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

Hmm? Did you really type this? Did you see the tiktok trend? Where you remove the first letter and the last letter of your name? SMH

Person: Have you ever removed the first letter and the last letter out of you name than write it in urban dictionary?
Me: no-
Me: searches remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

by MaybeAFurry May 21, 2021

FIRST Robotics

Started by Dean Kamen in 1992. Is a competition where robotics compete to complete a certain task or whatever the game is.

Oh my god, First robotics team 1114 lost in the finals at the championship!!

by jmmyugi March 11, 2011

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

shot first

What Han Solo did.

Every true Star Wars fan knows that Han shot first.

by W4rM4chine May 24, 2016

lol at first sight

When you see something for the first time and you lol at it.

Tim: Hey Jim look at that humorous debacle
Jim: lol
Tim: It was lol at first sight

by Smurfy12 March 30, 2010

Finest Hour

Period in a persons life where he/she does his/her noblest deeds in life. Used especially in World War I and II, where thousands of soldiers answered their call of duty to their country. Is not used when acts are not "noble" or are inherently evil.

Thousands of Allied soldiers answered their country's call. In battle, it was their finest hour.

by Person March 20, 2005