a fifth

a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.

i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...

by andrew December 9, 2003

Fifa years

Measuring one's life by the amount of Fifa world cups which take place once every 4 years.

I am 8 Fifa years young, I was born in 1980 and have seen 8 fifa world cups.

by Leo_g June 12, 2010

Fifth Wheeling

The act of being the spare person in a group. What a single person does when they go out with a gang of couples. The odd one out.

Yeah all the others were already paired up, I was totally fifth wheeling.

I wish that guy would get some friends of his own, he is always fifth wheeling us.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

fifth and jabip

the street corners where Italian guys say they are from when asked by girls from Iowa

Hi, where are you from? Fifth and Jabip, what's it to ya.

by john c. savoni October 22, 2008

filthy fifths

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.

1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.

by Jocelyn, Danielle, and THE Britt October 24, 2006

fifa-dickin'

the act of being a dick to someone playing fifa.

Ryan stop fifa-dickin'! Im tryin to score.

by Zeke Posnes February 19, 2011

fifth grade

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:

Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher

by Helisexist January 15, 2018