FFS

For Fucks Sake

ffs, I don't want to sit in traffic

by Jake, I work at Allstate December 30, 2016

Ff

Ff is a shorter way of saying fortnite faggot it’s used when someone plays fortnite to much . Or your gay with fortnite.

My bf is such a Ff I swear he don’t even notice me .

by Soggywafleeee February 11, 2019

FFS

Fat Friend Syndrome-Sort of a Murphy's Law of dating. Most hot or good looking woman have a lesser attractive, usually overweight friend along to accompany her on a date or social gathering. Half Bouncer and Half Excuse Hot chicks employ the help of these friends to protect from an on slot of lame fellows, or as an excuse to escape. The Male can combat a FFS by deploying a wingman to create a diversion.

"That girl is hot but we have a FFS in effect"

or
"FFS, to your left."

by JJKOshane December 20, 2008

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

ffs

(1)for fuck's sake
(2)folly for sale :)

FFS, buy one get one free!

by tryadifferentname September 25, 2005

ffs

Acronym for 'first fuck syndrome'
in other words after you break up with your first fuck, you're attached to them and they don't want anything to do with you

'are tony and emily still together'
'no they broke up a month ago but she still calls him cause she has ffs'

by jizm September 25, 2005

FF

Inserting of one's fist into another persons bum hole.
Often gay men. Often use drugs to get to that level.

FF - Bb - Sub boi

Translates
Put your fist in me, your penis included, I will basically do what I'm told as my parents were mean to me and I need discipline

by Lukatar October 1, 2018