Wyatt Ferguson

Tall asf (6'5 +)

Dayum, look at Wyatt Ferguson committing arson on a federal building

by _Pluh September 26, 2023

ferostricize

To have sexual intercourse with blue-bottomed monkeys.

When we went to Jamaica last summer we visited some sick rainforests. We were supposed to follow a field guide but I just ferostricized under some giant ferns the entire time.

by Dr. M. Farsonian March 28, 2008

Ferguson

The length of the average human, female penis (4.2 in).

Hey remember that creepy girl I took home last night? Turns out she was packin a thick Matt Ferguson. Boy was I surprised. I wish I knew how much of a Willard she was before I took her home.

by Ferguson, Matt December 20, 2017

frousy

The foul odor of any female who hasn't cleansed herself recently. The equivalent to a male is funk.

That girls is so frousy. I bet she hasnt taken a shower in 4 days.

by half dead April 9, 2005

fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

Fergus

A ginger figget...

Get a fkn life

Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life

by Black_mamba_309 May 30, 2016

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.

Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"

Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"

Rhys: "......."

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008