fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021

Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 18, 2016

fern cult

very cool group of people who have matching profile pictures and display names on twitter

person 1: the fern cult is great
person 2: yes i agree
(everyone loves fern cult)

by kickin trash November 10, 2022