No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 10, 2018

ferne

ferne is a beautiful, kind, perfect soul that always takes care of the people she loves the most. she brings peace to her lover and safety to them when they need it the most. you can always count on her to be there for you, even when she is struggling herself. ferne is the most perfect person to face this planet, there is not a single flaw in her being. once you see her, you wouldnt ever want to take your eyes off her, she is so pretty. anyone who ever denied ferne the love she deserves is missing out because she is worth so much more than anything on this earth.

lover: “thats my ferne, shes so beautiful”

by i need a name bro March 28, 2022

Dirty Fern

A SUPER COOL PERSON

Guy: You see that Dirty Fern?
Guy 2:Yeah they are so cool!

by SpoopyPlant March 5, 2022

Ferne

The size of a tree

Ferne is a tree

by FerneIsATree January 26, 2019

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021

Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018