It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.
Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?
Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!
Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!
by Rodie April 8, 2010
Get the fakelationship mug.One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)
Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.
No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.
She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.
My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.
No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.
She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.
My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.
by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005
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One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
by Tronathon August 16, 2006
Get the Fellatio Fag Fairy queen mug.A great symbol of love between a man and a woman or man and man. The woman first gets on her knees and places her partner's penis in her mouth (drops down on him). She begins to maneuver her mouth around the penis. Ejaculation is quite possible.
by Vince Tersigni December 28, 2005
Get the fellatio mug.Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.
Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.
Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.
by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008
Get the fellationship mug.by Silent Jay March 18, 2003
Get the fellatio mug."We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
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