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I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)
Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked
by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017
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Nigger-fucked

When someone (typically female) has been thoroughly fucked and ejaculated in by a nigger(s). This is not usually a stand-alone event. Being nigger-fucked lowers a woman’s self-esteem to such a degree that they cannot recover (hence the term “once you go black, you don’t go back). This phenomenon can furthermore be attributed to drug use along with the fact that no one even desires to fuck them except for niggers afterwards.
1) Shirley has been nigger-fucked so many times that the only white guy in town that would fuck her was a tweaker named Kevin.

2) You can tell by Shirley’s Facebook friend’s list that she was no stranger to being nigger-fucked.

3) After several years of being nigger-fucked for drugs Shirley’s pussy was destroyed and ravaged by disease.
by The Word on the Streets June 25, 2016
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Fucked Six Ways To Sunday

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday
1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.
by MrFallout May 20, 2016
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buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010
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fucked around

In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.

1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.

See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
by mr_runabout2 February 21, 2011
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fucked up

1. when you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed. 2. when you/someone knew it was getting worse but did nothing about it andnow its too far gone to be fixed. 3. when something is so completly awfull/disgusting, that it makes you sick to think about how you let it get so bad, or let it happen at all.
"my life is so fucked up."

usually accompanied by "shit" or "im sorry"
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009
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you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.
friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004
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