fb

short for full beer

Beer that has been just opened

or an opened beer left to sit with more then 3/4 full

While cleaning up after a party you will commonly come across fbs.

Hey toss me an FB

by Full Beer September 23, 2007

FB day

short for a Ferris Bueller day -- in reference to the movie, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)

Were you really sick on Friday or just taking an FB day?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2010

FB Stalker

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011

fb

A kid whos ass smells and sticks to ur seat or anything else that comes in contact with

Dam FB ur ass smells

by poop shooter April 29, 2003

FB Cheesy

When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---

FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.

FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(

by drewniverse November 19, 2010

FB Whore

FB (Facebook) Whore - one who's goal it is to appear to have the most friends on their profile, even though most are just acquaintances. ;)

Jackie: Hey, I didn't think they were friends.
Paula: They aren't...he is an FB Whore usin' and abusin' his acquaintances to stroke his ego.

by Paula's April 16, 2008

FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.

Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.

by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013