farty faye fartts on a farting daily basis, bro swiqal sqwaggles her way to the fartatronic base, bro doesnt make it out alive
farty faye
by brllybibtop April 27, 2024
A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
by Creed Cur July 28, 2020
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
A younger brother who doesn’t answer your text messages, farts way too much and probably has IBS. Farty boys are so stinky that they make the air reek of farts wherever they go and they suck at playing Mario Party.
Aka - a stinker.
Aka - a stinker.
by GayLettuce July 20, 2022
When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 08, 2015
this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!
by K-Bitch September 28, 2010
"Thats Gayboi Farti over there! Look how hes touching that guy!"
"Gayboi Farti tried to tickle my holes yesterday."
"Gayboi Farti tried to tickle my holes yesterday."
by LilPetey April 08, 2024