Faptastic

An expression used to point out how fantastically fap worthy someone, something or some event is

John: Dude! You can totally see Maria's nipples through that shirt

Bob: OMG! That's faptastic!

by Bob the Goldfish December 22, 2008

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fartative

being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.

"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."

Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."

by Imtherealme December 1, 2010

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farmtard

A Derogatory term used to compare either; a) Someones intelligence to that of an animal or, b) Someones behaviour and/or character flaws similar to that of an animal.

Alternatively Tib is a Farmtard to those who know him.

a) "Don't be stupid Farmtard."
b) "Hey Farmtard, want a troth?"

by James Reynolds May 7, 2005

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Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!

Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

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