farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

farked up

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com

Man, this is really farked up!

by Kremit March 28, 2003

brain fark

When your brain over thinks about the opposite sex that you are attracted to and can never be with. They sometimes call you "friend" and "sister/brother". Knowing you will never have them, you continue to talk to them, making yourself feel better for that short time. After that moment has passed you, you cant get them out of your head, think of fairytales and you begin to question "why why why".

This can be associated to crushes.

I am sooo brain farked.

Men are all brain farks.

by dd1414 July 15, 2009

fark around

To screw around, mess around, not necessarily in a sexual way.

also see fark

Hey what's up?
Nothin, just farkin' around.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Xaiver Fark

Xaiver Fark. A ugly as nigga that plays to much! Nigga gets no bitches. FUCKING virgin for life.

He has such a small dick.
NIGGA you play around to much.
Xaiver Fark..is a tight as nigga.

by NiggaTruthsTells October 27, 2023