hag fag

The opposite of a fag hag: a single gay male who is close friends with a number of overweight straight single females.

If Hugh Hefner was a fag, and his bunnies were hags, he would be the mother of all hag fags

by Flag Hag January 4, 2006

Hag fag

The opposite of a fag hag; a gay guy who purposefully seeks groups of women to hang with, usually fat chicks, in order to improve his self esteem through adoration from said chicks or to hit on guys attracted to his all girl posse in the hopes of turning one.

Phillipe is such a hag fag; he has six fat friends who just blow sunshine up his butt all day.

by vrosej10 November 19, 2009

fag and hag

The participants at a Fred Astaire dance school. Older wimmin (hags) desperately need dance partners, so, the school hires the only males who apply for the positions i.e. root munchers.

Hey man how did that gig go last night? It was pretty weak man, we did the fag and hag show for a few bucks.

by Darlington Sneezeby February 14, 2017

hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.

1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.

by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012

Fag Hags

Women who cling to gay men. Often seen around groups of gay men, they use the insulating effect to enjoy a night on the town without being assaulted by straight men. Also one who clings to a gay guy and reports to be his "bff".

"Wow those girls are such fag hags."

by Nate444 February 12, 2008

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

faghag

1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.

by Ann January 4, 2003