fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 2, 2003

Farty Phil

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009

Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.

That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.

by Greg J. July 20, 2004

suck my fatty

To suck ones cock

Aye you, SUCK MY FATTY!!

by Fuckshizzcuntsss October 23, 2015

fifty fifty reddit

A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.

E.X. fifty fifty Reddit

50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV

50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals

by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014

Fatty McJiggle Tits

enormously fat person with DD's and cant see his/her ding-dong

1. Why don't you eat another big mac, fatty mcjiggle tits?

2. Griffes

3. Larner

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-CXwgifA4U
^^this kid

by Blankfurter March 29, 2009