facestiff

(adj.) Used to describe an indifferent unemotional state of mind or facial expression.

When the doctor told me he had been sleeping with my whore of a wife, I went facestiff and left the room.

by zzAMM August 14, 2011

facestalk

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009

Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.

You want to do some facesitting tonight?

by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019

facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.

Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.

by Number13 September 20, 2010

facebitch

One who chooses to use facebook status updates for negative comments instead on positive ones.

I had to remove my friend from my facebook updates, she's such a facebitch.

by pmarcotte December 27, 2011

Facebitcher

Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.

Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."

by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012

FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

by Clone54 February 8, 2014