Faceblock

A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.

I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?

by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012

Faceblicity

using Facebook for publicity, either for business or personal purposes (self-promotion).

Boss: Can you help us with our Faceblicity? Do you have any experience with this marketing channel?
Employee: Yes sure. I became a Faceblicity expert after the birth of my first child.

by carorobocop January 4, 2016

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019

FaceFucked

Deadpool me all you want; Im beautiful in the SOUL!

I'm Literally FaceFucked

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Foreflicking

The act of removing the foreskin or smegma from inside the foreskin and flicking it at someone like a booger

Dude, Jenny was pissing me off yesterday, so I foreflicked her and ran, it was a little bit of foreflicking

by Poopdookie February 26, 2026

Faceblinked

When you blink in a photo, or emoticon

Cheese! '³ oh no! I faceblinked!

by Hdew12354 November 15, 2025

Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

by Mizami October 8, 2018