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clapham face lift

noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!
by steve finning June 20, 2006
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your face

A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.

For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.

Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:

humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))

This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.

For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
by yourfaceislame November 13, 2012
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Lenny face

Often used online when something sensual is happening. Or when people take thinks out of context in a dirty way.
*inserts Lenny face*
by snapstothat May 27, 2018
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lose face

to lower your(one's) credibility and image in front of others
These students lose face in front of their colleagues.
by daniel jurca January 6, 2008
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you fucked up my face

The famous quote in Hunt Down The Freeman said by Mitchell Shephard to Adam before killing him
by MemeLord4063 June 10, 2018
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playing suckie face

the kids are down in the basement playing suckie face
by pussy bee October 29, 2019
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face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.
“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"
by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012
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