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extremely online

Someone who spends so much time online that it becomes their whole world. Used to describe someone who speaks with a lot of internet vocabulary, uses meme references in everyday speech and is deeply ingrained with different subcultures of the internet.

Often used as a way of dismissing someone for getting angry on Twitter, especially when it's about something political.
"If you've been scrolling through my feed all morning and calling people racial slurs, I don't have time for you extremely online people, take a break."
by AlGetcha January 29, 2021
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Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!
by Mentus September 28, 2007
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Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007
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Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.
"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."
by Noccie September 27, 2005
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Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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extreme football.

playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.

please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"

johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"

bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."

johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"

bobby-"you'll see"

fast forward to during the game

bobby-"go long johnny"

*dramatic lightning crash*

bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"

johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"

*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
by pocatilda. July 3, 2008
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Extreme Memeing

An extreme sport defined by posting very offensive meme content on public spaces and then attempting to dodge all the SJW that come after you.

This sport is very dangerous and can result to injury of personal and public life, or even loss of job/popularity.

Not to be confused with Call-out culture/ Cancel culture/ Grief Cancelling, which is perpetuated by SJW without specific b8 from the victim.
Bro 1: Hey bro, do you practice any extreme sports?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I used to be into Extreme Memeing but then I failed a dodge and I got fired after my boss got a complaint email.
Bro 1: Sad bro.
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Dude 1: Hey dude, wanna do some Extreme Memeing tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I'm not into extreme sports.
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Brah: So I was doing some Extreme Memeing last night and I was dodging them SJW like crazy... I got them so good I actually made one of them get another fired by mistake! LOL.
by RayTray March 5, 2020
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