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Extreme Wanking 

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
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Extreme Schwinning 

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.
"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."
Extreme Schwinning by Noccie September 27, 2005

Extreme Planking 

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

extreme hater 

A person who can not be happy about anything. Never happy about other people and always mad with no other emotions.
A hater who has more hate than a normal hater.

Bob: He went to college? He probably went to the worst college ever! Fuck him!
Joe: Quit being an extreme hater man!
Bob: Shut up! Quit wasting my air!
extreme hater by Snowbot October 27, 2007

extreme football. 

playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.

please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"

johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"

bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."

johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"

bobby-"you'll see"

fast forward to during the game

bobby-"go long johnny"

*dramatic lightning crash*

bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"

johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"

*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*

Extreme Bucket Pong 

A game in which two players replicate a game similar to volleyball but instead with an empty plastic bucket. Mainly played in classrooms. Created by Tim Neate and Keir Loudon
"Hey Todd, Fancy playin some Extreme Bucket Pong tonight"

Extreme Creeper Window 

Facebook news feed window that allows you to view status updates and postings of people who are not your friends.

Ability to view news feeds of people other then your friends.
"They're having a party at Jennifer's house. I wasn't invited, I saw it posted on the extreme creeper window".
Extreme Creeper Window by ÜberFpoon December 16, 2011