American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

Granny Smith Express

Coming upon a series of consecutive green traffic lights while driving to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the green lights being akin to a green apple.

Oh man, driving last night and i got home in record time! I had the granny smith express all the way home!

Wow, all green, really!?! I've never gotten the granny smith express in peak hour!!!

by Great Jazza October 21, 2010

Pineapple Express

The dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Pineapple express is hands down the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

by phuckthepolice-9est October 2, 2008

Nigga express

A vehicle filled with niggas (black people)

I got here in the nigga express

by Niggasbetrippn123 August 14, 2016

American Express

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.

American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea

by Negrodamus1 April 17, 2007

pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

planet express

An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.

See also: Futurama

The Planet Express ship is capable of delivering 200% fuel efficiency.

by flamekiller December 10, 2004