Montana Exit

Leaving a party without announcing an exit, thanking the host or saying good by to the guests.

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room

by Montana Wife September 23, 2011

Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

Epitrontion

Noun: Something on the edge of an expensive and complex technological system.

Most often used in advanced engineering structures to indicate legitimate systems configuration.

Man: Did you see the epitrontion hanging from the node?

Girl: Yeah that was a legit system config! I look forward to learning the stratisification of these logistics.

Man: That sounds acceptable.

by Elizabeth Jeffery Daniel February 4, 2010

elpit

The armpit of your elbow.

"Wow your elpit is looking a bit sore"

"Look at my sexy elpit"

"Elpits are so now."

by fizzbog December 1, 2007

Excitement of chickens

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.

See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”

by QueenKOT May 29, 2018

Faux-excitement

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.

A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).

by haxico December 12, 2010

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020